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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Crazy Bitches | Funny Candle

A Candle for Crazy Bitches | Funny Candle

$27.00 USD
$27.00 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO

Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. 

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Benefits

Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Ingredients

Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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Sustainable products
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Hangover-free
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All Natural
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Gluten Free
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Diet Friendly
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Magical AF

Let customers speak for us

from 53 reviews
Excellent! I bought the makings for “The Sweet Tart Drink”

Excellent! I bought the makings for “The Sweet Tart Drink”, on New Years Eve, because I am working on leading a sober lifestyle, and it did not disappoint!

Jody Elliott
Bonbuz Bittersweet Citron
It's the little things...

I love hummingbirds and this wind chime/bell is both delicate and sturdy. I have it hanging on the doorknob for the door from the kitchen to the side yard.

Michele Duncan King
Mini Hummingbird Wind Chime
Love this store!

I ordered 6 products I believe, I got a few kin euphoric items, which my favorite was kin euphoric in a can 😍 and the dream kin euphoric in glass made my husband sleepy. I also loved cosmic wink! I put that in my nightly loose leaf tea with honey and it was amazing! I will definitely be ordering more of the kin euphoric in a can as well as the cosmic wink! I cannot wait to try out other goodies from this store!

Amanda LaBelle
High Rhode
I really like this oil -it is uplifting!

I really like this oil -it is uplifting! The oil arrived quickly so I could enjoy it during the holidays!

Joyce Levinson
Uplift essential oil blend.
Great flavor. Great experience in store.

Great flavor. Exactly what I expected from a bitter orange apertivo. Great experience at the store.

DC
Bittersweet Aperitivo Spirit
Very smooth and refreshing

Very smooth and refreshing, no after taste. It was as if you were drinking an actual beer.

Anonymous
NO MO Bright Sky Pils
: After many years of drinking and trying to get sober

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After many years of drinking and trying to get sober, my daughter introduced me to Hummingbird. The Kentucky Whiskey flavor truly tastes like whiskey. You can mix it with Unwind and Pathfinder, or even with Coke.

I personally mix it with orange cream seltzer water, and it’s absolutely delicious. Most importantly, it really works. This place is awesome.

Lucille Orndorff
Kentucky 74
Golden Hour — The Melty, Yummy, Sacred Experience

Golden Hour is a melty, relaxed kind of goodness that gently downshifts the nervous system and invites the whole body to exhale. It’s a somatic softening—the kind that draws you out of the busy headspace and returns you to a grounded, embodied state. And it is delicious!

Anonymous
Golden Hour
A nice way to end the day

I tried Nightcap recently, alog with other non alcoholic beverages and preferred this to the rest. The flavor is "deeper," like a smoky scotch. Substance beyond the flavor. A perfect way to wind down before bed

Bob Loewen
Nightcap
As promised these did provide focus and mood support

As promised these did provide focus and mood support. Will buy again.

Anonymous
Concentrate Mushroom Gummies 5-piece
It goes great with flavored seltzer water

It goes great with flavored seltzer water.

Richard Z
The Spirit of Gin | Non-Alcoholic Spirit
Savory

Savory, not too sweet, great flavor.

Carmen Acosta
Monkey Mini Bar
I needed a gift for my big sister's 64th birthday

I needed a gift for my big sister's 64th birthday. This candle couldn't have been more perfect! She loves it! The shop is amazing! I will definitely be back!

Brenda Moore
A Candle for Big Sisters
Cape Spice Rum

It is very tasty with coconut milk and ice.Love it!

Jean
Cape Spice Rum Alternative
A spicy nightcap

Delicious, spicy and aromatic treat!

Customer
Nightcap