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The Functional Chocolate Company

Funcho KIDS - Painfree Chocolate

Funcho KIDS - Painfree Chocolate

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO
Help your little ones feel their best with our Painfree Chocolate for Kids! 🌈 This delicious chocolate treat is infused with gentle, kid-friendly ingredients like turmeric and MSM, known for their soothing and anti-inflammatory properties. Why Kids (and Parents) Love It: Yummy Taste: A chocolatey treat kids enjoy, making wellness delicious. Gentle Ingredients: Infused with turmeric and MSM to help ease discomfort and support active, growing bodies. Parent-Approved: Free from artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives—wholesome and worry-free. A Sweet Way to Support Comfort: We believe every kid deserves to play, explore, and grow without limits. Our Painfree Chocolate for Kids turns relief into a tasty treat, helping your little ones feel ready for their next adventure. Give your child a comforting boost with Painfree Chocolate for Kids—a treat that loves them back! 🌟
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Benefits

Yummy Taste: A chocolatey treat kids enjoy, making wellness delicious.
Gentle Ingredients: Infused with turmeric and MSM to help ease discomfort and support active, growing bodies.
Parent-Approved: Free from artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives—wholesome and worry-free.

Ingredients

Sugar, Unsweetened chocolate, Cocoa butter, Soy lecithin (emulsifier), Natural Flavors

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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Amanda LaBelle
High Rhode
Perfect evening sip!

This was so good with Pellegrino and fresh grapefruit slices!!!

Tia Marten
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Delicious

This is the best NA beverage I've ever had. Unique flavors that blend well. So many pre-made mocktails contain alot of sugar. They use Stevia. I mix it with a little Stevia sweetened ginger ale

Jeanne Legrand
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Looks great on my water bottle!

Cathleen
HBH Sober AF Sticker
Clean energy uplifter

I really enjoyed the taste, it was refreshing! Nice enhancement of energy too!

Kelli Willemssen
Strawberry Guava Social Tonic
Love them!

Brought these home to my kids and they loved the sayings on each piece. Such great reminders to stay grounded with a little humor mixed in.

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Carmen Acosta
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We loved the education we received and the elixirs we purchased have been amazing! We will be back!

Sara Isabell
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Dromme Calm

I shared this delightful beverage at a house party mid January & everyone loved it! I was attracted to the vibrant label on the bottle which captured the essence of this elixir. As several guests had signed on the alcohol free January it was very popular. However, I have a question: why does the front of the label cite molasses but no molasses is listed in the Ingredient List? Maple syrup is one of the first Ingredients & as a proud Canadian (dual citizen) I was disappointed it was not featured properly. Molasses is derived from sugar cane & maple syrup from the sap of maple trees, an important distinction!

Beth
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Love it

I love this sober drink as a nightcap before bed. It's delicious and calming

Anonymous
Unwind
Sooo Tasty!!!

I am alcohol free and loved this functional spirit as a drink replacement. The flavor is unique and super yummy. I would definitely recommend!

Judy
Bonbuz Slowburn
Spicy sweet perfection

This is such a versatile syrup. Whether you're making a sparkling ginger refresher, an adaptogenic elixir, or a spicy cocktail, this ingredient will do the trick. Spicy, sweet, and exotic, this one's a winner.

Alex
Ginger Cocktail Syrup
Great N/A alternative!

I enjoy trying new things and this spirit did not disappoint. I mix it with club soda and a squeeze of lime. Very refreshing and a great N/A alternative.

Michele Duncan King
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Love the herbal flavor!

Kiley
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